37 Money Quotes

1."Money is something you have to make in case you don't die."

-Max Asnas

2."A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist."

-Franklin Jones

3."Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."

-Bo Derek

4."Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."

-Spike Milligan

5."Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

-Woody Allen

6."A bank is a place that will lend you money if you prove that you don't need it."

-Bob Hope

7."When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life and now that I am old, I know it is."

-Oscar Wilde

8."I've been rich and I've been poor: Rich is better."

-Sophie Tucker

9."What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."

-Henny Youngman

10."Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy."

-Spike Milligan

11."I believe in the Golden Rule — The Man with the Gold . . . Rules."

-Mr. T

12.The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.

-Albert Einstein

13.I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.

-Clinton Jones

14.October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

-Mark Twain

15.It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

-WC Fields

16.Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially legal tender.

-Kay Ingram

17.Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

-Robert W. Sarnoff

18.You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

-Henny Youngman

19.When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience.

-Harvey MacKay

20.The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.  Johnny Carson

21.Be glad that you’re greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren’t. 

-Mignon McLaughlin

22.Money can’t buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

-Author unknown

23.A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.

-Robert Frost

24.It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.

-Aeschylus

25.If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

Lane Kirkland

26.Don’t stay in bed, only prostitutes make money there.

-Vijay Mallya

27.It isn’t enough for you to love money; it’s also necessary that money should love you.

-Kin Hubbard

28.Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

-Henny Youngman

29.When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

-Voltaire

30.I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.

-Jules Renard

31.I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. 
-Jackie Mason

32.Money costs too much.

-Ross MacDonald

33.He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.

-Benjamin Franklin

34.A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.' 

35.You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.

36.The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice. 

37.If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. 

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